A WARM UP FOR SPRING BREAK

As winter comes to an end, I get antsy for warmer running weather. To put me in the mood, here is my intro from last April on TCM for the ultimate Spring Break movie, Where the Boys Are.

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Despite its uneven mixture of slapstick comedy and melodrama and its heavy handed moralizing about the evils of premarital sex, Where the Boys Are is so handsomely produced and charmingly acted that it can’t help but be entertaining.  When the gals drop their guard and party hearty the film is it top drawer but when they get in that mindset to trap a husband the film falls flat.  As for the boys they are all portrayed as having only one thing on their mind—sex!

Where the Boys Are is probably one of the first movies to suggest that it is okay for young women to have sex before marriage.  This was very outlandishly daring for 1960.  However, to counteract this novel idea, good girl Merritt doesn’t practice what she preaches and the audience is hit over the head by Prentiss’ character who is out to land a husband while holding on to her virginity.  Yvette Mimieux is the easy girl out to reel in an Ivy Leaguer using her feminine wiles but of course she has to pay for her wanton ways.  Not only does she get raped, the poor thing gets hit by a car to boot.  Mimieux is just another popular starlet in a long line of late fifties/early sixties fair-haired good girls gone bad who had to suffer for going all the way.

The movie captures the craziness of Fort   Lauderdale wonderfully from the crowded beaches to the packed sidewalks and traffic-laden streets.  The on location photography elevates the film immensely.  However, the scenes with the principals on the sand were obviously filmed on the MGM back lot and none of the actors wade into the water on screen.  Some of writer George Wells hip dialog was square even back in 1961 but a number of his lines do retain their humor especially when delivered by deft comic actors Jim Hutton and Paula Prentiss.

The cast for the most part is first-rate and very attractive.  The fresh-faced Dolores Hart with her big expressionistic blue eyes makes a charming leading lady and is always one step ahead of George Hamilton who makes a super suave though wooden Ryder Smith who is out to seduce her.  Paula Prentiss proves to be a delightful comedienne in the vein of Rosalind Russell or Eve Arden and delivers some funny wisecracks as Tuggle though her determination to remain chaste wears thin.  She is matched every step of the way by the equally good Jim Hutton as her goofy love interest who is “queer for hats.”  Connie Francis is too pretty to be cast as the “unattractive one” but she is surprising humorous playing the role in a ditzy manner.  The only one who comes off maudlin is the beautiful Yvette Mimieux but to be fair she is saddled with the weakest role of the doomed ingenue.  Of course, as the “bad” girl she is the only one who sports two-piece swimsuits.  Hamilton bares his chest briefly while Hutton remains covered up leaving those cads Rory Harrity and John Brennan to spice up the film in the beefcake department.

The title song, belted out by Connie Francis at the beginning at end of the movie, is one of the most memorable songs of sixties Hollywood as it totally captures the essence of the movie.  Suffice it to say the fact that the snooty music branch of the Academy failed to nominate it for Best Song is not surprising considering some of their other misguided nominations from the past.  Composer George Stoll also incorporates the haunting melody into his musical score.  Pete Rugolo contributes some cool dialectic jazz pieces to heighten the mood.

All in all Where the Boys Are is a good introduction to the Frankie and Annette beach party movies that were yet to come.

 

SPEAKING OF BOND GIRLS…

Check out this entertaining video tribute, which includes current comments from a bevy of former Bond Girls including:

Luciana Paluzzi as Fione Volpe a female executioner who becomes Bond’s chief nemesis while he is on assignment in the Bahamas in Thunderball. Per Louis Paul, my co-writer of Film Fatales, “The combination of her gutsy performance and attitude made viewers remember her performance far better than screen ingenue [and Lead Bond Girl] Claudine Auger, who seems to have been cast for appearance rather than talent.”

Trina Parks the first African-American actress to be featured in a James Bond movie, Diamonds Are Forever. To this day, the scene where Parks as the athletic five foot eight and a half-inch, bikini-clad bodyguard Thumper, who gives 007 a thrashing, is one of the most exciting fight sequences the series has to offer.

Lana Wood as the aptly named Plenty O’Toole (“Named after your father, I presume,” cracked James Bond.) Only on screen for a few scenes, the delightful Wood was able to over shadow the shrill Jill St. John who viewers were stuck with for the entire movie.

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POSEIDON VS. POSEIDON

A entertaining original look at 1972’s The Poseidon Adventure vs 2006’s Poseidon. The narrator is very droll and amusing. I agree with every word he says pro and con about the original and all the trash talk about the remake. What a missed opportunity with Poseidon especially coming from director Wolfgang Petersen the man who gave us Das Boot.

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PERFECT TIMING FOR “THE CARDINAL”

People close to me know I stopped being a Catholic in the 7th Grade while still in Catholic school! So it is ironic that I just love watching gaudy pompous religious epics like King of Kings and The Ten Commandments. One of my faves is The Cardinal (1963) to air on TCM Feb. 28 at 4:45pm EST. With the pope quitting (as Bill Mahr joked, “If he can, so can you.”), it is  fortunate timing to watch Otto Preminger’s take on how a parish priest in turn-of-the-century Boston rises to the College of Cardinals. It spans over 30 years and is beautifully filmed on location in Boston, Vermont, Vienna and Rome (cinematographer Leon Shamroy lost the Oscar for Best Color Cinematography to himself for Cleopatra). It is too long but for most of the way very entertaining to watch with an all-star cast.

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Tom Tryon is tall, dark, handsome (plus closeted gay and terrified of Otto the Ogre as he was nicknamed) as Father Fermoyle who is vexed by many problems facing good Catholic priests of the day. Does the family allow youngest daughter Mona (Carol Lynley) to marry her Jewish boyfriend even if he is hunky John Saxon? He attempts to convert but changes his mind. Good for him. A desperate Mona sleeps with him to hold on, but once she confesses the sin of lust to her brother he chastises her in a very well-acted confessional scene. Mona runs off to become a tango-dancing hoe with a Latin lover who is Catholic so that should appease her bigoted family. She winds up pregnant and her dear ole priest brother has to decide to save either the mother or the baby. Hmmmm wonder who he chooses? Preminger loved Lynley so much he cast her as Mona’s daughter Regina prompting Carol to joke, “I am probably the only actress who ever gave birth to herself on the silver screen.”

Director John Huston in his acting debut steals the movie as gruff Cardinal Glennon who feels the Roman papacy takes the U.S. for granted and hates that Fermoyle was schooled in Rome by an Italian Cardinal (Raf Vallone, another scene-stealer). Thinking Fermoyle too high-minded, Glennon sends Fermoyle to a poor cold snow-covered parish in Vermont where aspiring nun Lalage Menton (Jill Haworth) washes the feet of a dying pastor (Burgess Meredith) who teaches his new charge humility. According to Jill Haworth, Carol Lynley needed to learn a little of that as Jill found her to be “very full of herself.”

After the Mona debacle, Fermoyle takes a leave of absence and heads to Vienna where he almost becomes romantically involved with the beautiful Annemarie played by Romy Schneider filling in for Audrey Hepburn who backed out. The Viennese ball is a sumptuous affair with Oscar nominated sets and costumes. Once that episode is over it begins to lose me (no more starlets) as there is something involving the Ku Klux Klan in Georgia before back to Rome for the pomp and circumstance as Fermoyle is made a Cardinal.

The critics either loved the movie or despised it, but it won the Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture – Drama and Best Supporting Actor for John Huston. He also picked up an Oscar nomination, as did Preminger for Best Director and it was up for Best Film Editing besides the nods for cinematography, art direction and costume design. It lost every category. Jerome Moross’ haunting score was not even nominated, surprising many. There goes that wacky Music branch again.

What really counts is the box office.  The Cardinal was a hit and the 6th highest grossing movie of 1964.

Trivia: Tom Tryon beat out Robert Redford, Bradford Dillman and Stuart Whitman to play Father Fermoyle and Carol Lynley was cast as  Mona over Ann-Margret, Dolores Hart, Shirley Knight and Pamela Tiffin.

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