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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

To our favorite Stepford Wive and Castaway, Tina Louise!

Happy belated birthday to Marianna Hill who revved up James Caan’s engine in Red Line 7000 and scratched Elvis’ back like never before in Paradise, Hawaiian Style.

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UPCOMING ’60s STARLETS SIGHTINGS:

2/11: Celebrate the holiday with Jean Hale in The St. Valentine Day’s Massacre (AMC, 11:30am)
2/12: Karen Jensen is a double agent in The Salzburg Connection (Fox Movie, 6pm)
2/13: High schooler Carol Lynley gets knocked up in Blue Denim (Fox Movie, 12:30pm)
2/13: Eve Bruce out dingbats Goldie Hawn in Cactus Flower (TCM, 8pm)
2/14: BarBara Luna and Christine Schmidtmer journey on the Ship of Fools (TCM, 9am)
2/15: Novelist Carol Lynley writes a trashy expose on her home town in Return to Peyton Place (FOX Movie, 11:30am)
2/15: Glamazons Inga Neilsen, Thordis Brandt, and Alena Johnston tower over Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl (TCM, 5:15pm)
2/17: Donna Michelle does the Watusi in Goodbye Charlie (FOX Movie, 8am)
2/17: Cynthia Pepper, Jenny Maxwell, Jane Wald, Lyn Edgington, and Irene Tsu all turn up in the Sandra Dee comedy, Take Her, She’s Mine (FOX Movie, 2pm)
2/17: Marianna Hill takes on Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter (AMC, 10:15pm)

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SAY IT AIN’T SO–NOT MY ANNA NICOLE!

I was stunned and left speechless when I read yesterday that Anna Nicole Smith collapsed and died. I’ll admit it–I was a huge fan of hers and watched her reality show religiously. To me she was a modern version of ’60s publicity hounds Raquel Welch, Jayne Mansfield, and Edy Williams all rolled into one. Big, busty broads with minimal talent whose fame came from their outrageous antics and how well they photographed with their pictures splashed across magazines and newspapers.

When slim and trim (spa), Anna was the most gorgeous woman on this planet. She played the dumb blonde roll to the hilt but she was no dumb belle and this smart cookie made it to the Supreme Court–and won proving the joke was on us! I’ll miss reading about you Anna Nicole Smith. Now who is going to take care of her toothless hillbilly cousin!?!