IF YOU CAN’T BEAT’EM 2

An irate friend of mine brought to my attention how the founder of Twilight Time the distributor of 20th Century- Fox’s special edition DVDs of its catalog of 50s and 60s movies, dissed the Warner Bros. Archive the first one out of the gate with on-demand DVDs. He claimed that Warner’s is devaluing its films. I strongly disagree. First, if it wasn’t for Warner’s success there would be no Twilight Time releases of Fox movies.

Secondly, though you can see a number of these films on Turner Classic Movies, WB has a gold mine of films rarely televised on TCM such as The Green Slime, and never televised such as Once You Kiss a Stranger and a slew of made-for-TV movies. Even the ones not remastered have received high praise from fans and this helps put the bootleggers of these titles out of business.

Twilight Time is going to release one film a month and so far the its first 5 choices leaving me yawning. The one thing I can say in agreement is that since all these movies are televised on the Fox Movie Channel over and over, adding bonus material and booklets will give them some additional value and cache.

IF YOU CAN’T BEAT’EM…

20th Century-Fox is the latest studio to jump on the bandwagon to make its backlog of classic films available on DVD. However, unlike Warner Bros., which offers DVDs on demand, Fox is going to offer limited editions of their titles with many extras including booklets. Click here to read more. First to be released–The Kremlin Letter, Violent Saturday, Fate Is the Hunter, April Love,  and The Egyptian. No Pleasure Seekers!?! Grrrrrrr

MOLLS OF BATMAN 3: JULIE GREGG

Shapely Julie Gregg’s Finella was one of Batman’s most narcissistic molls right up there with the more remembered Leslie Parrish as Glacia Glaze and Kathy Kersh as Cornelia. Though Finella was vain to the max, by episode’s end she proved there was a heart under all that makeup and mascara and helps the Dynamic Duo nab the Penguin.

“Fine Finny Fiends” and “Batman Makes the Scenes” originally aired on May 4 and May 5, 1966. The Penguin is back in Gotham City and plans to steal money from the Multimillionaires Annual Award Dinner where a number of beauty contestants represent different worthy causes with the winning beauty’s cause getting the money.  The meeting place is kept secret to the public so Penguin kidnaps Alfred who arranges the event and brainwashes him to reveal the location once it is known to him. The treacherous bird’s self-absorbed moll Finella could care less about the money and only dreams of winning a bathing beauty contest as she models different swim suits for him. How self-centered is she?  When the Dynamic Duo invades the Penguin’s lair and punch out the Penguin, she helps him up and whines, “Penggy baby, I’m not sure this is the right bathing suit.” After Penguin’s fiends subdue the Dynamic Duo and lock them in a balloon-filled tank slowly sucking out all the air, a worried Finella frets as it looks like the Dynamic Duo are dead.

Of course, Batman and Robin survive due to something Batman was hiding in his utility belt. Penguin meanwhile gasses Miss Natural Resources and has Finella take her place. Batman escorts the fur clad bathing beauty to the dinner where the cooing Finella jumps out of a huge cake. As the ogling millionaires throw $100 dollar bills at her, she picks up her umbrella and sprays the guests with knockout gas. The fishy fowl and his felonious fiends head back to his wharf hideaway where Finella breaks down in tears rejecting her cut of the loot. “I can’t take it,” she wails. “It’s not mine—not the coat, not the money, not anything. Just because I wanted to win a beauty contest. Who’s going to save our natural resources now?” Batman and Robin then pop out of Penguin’s wall safe and as Penguin goes to gas them again, Finella blocks him only to take the brunt of the gas knocking her out. Due to her bravery, Finella gets a day pass from the big doll house and stunningly clad in a low-cut tight emerald evening gown is allowed to attend the real Millionaires Dinner.

Julie Gregg’s character was a bit on the whiny side making her one of the less memorable molls despite her beauty. Gregg was actually a brunette hidden under a blonde wig when playing Finella.  She went on to appear in many TV shows during the sixties including I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, The Flying Nun, The Mod Squad, The Virginian, Mission: Impossible, etc. During the seventies she was a regular on two short-lived TV series Banyon (1972-73) a thirties set detective series starring Robert Forster and Mobile One (1975) with Jackie Cooper.  As for the big screen, Gregg made few movies but did essay the roles of Sandra Corleone in The Godfather (1972) and Antonia in Man of La Mancha (1972). Her last credit is the erotic thriller Dead On (1994) with Tracey Scoggins.

Next Bat Time, Next Bat Channel: Eileen O’Neill as Millie Second

BOND. JAMES BOND

Good news for all us Daniel Craig as James Bond fans. Just as it seemed MGM’s bankruptcy mess would halt a new James Bond movie for years, encouraging word comes from insiders that they are preproduction and aiming for a 2012 release to coincide with the series 50th anniversary. For more click here.