HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEACH PARTY RAT PACKER ALBERTA NELSON!

aalberta2The Eve Arden of the motorcycle set, the late wisecracking hazel-eyed blonde Glamazon Alberta Nelson never got her man as the ruff-and tumble biker chick loyal to inept Harvey Lembeck’s Eric Von Zipper in the Frankie and Annette beach movie extravaganzas.

Alberta Nelson began the decade with a Broadway flop. Playing a servant in the 1961 Broadway play Once There Was a Russian co-starring Walter Matthau, Roger C. Carmel, and Julie Newmar, the drama closed opening night. With nothing to lose, Nelson journeyed to Hollywood where she was cast in minor decorative dramatic roles in episodes of ThrillerThe New Breed, and Dr. Kildare before Harvey Lembeck chose her to be his comic foil in Beach Party (1963). Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello, and their friends share a beach shack during spring break where their main concerns are surfin’, dancin’, and romancin’. Their idyll life is interrupted by Harvey Lembeck as the inept Eric Von Zipper and his motorcycle gang The Ratz and Mice who “hate those beach bums.”  Nelson and redheaded Linda Rogers were the Mice—the only two girls in the gang.  Even early on in the beach party cycle it looks as if Nelson’s character is resigned to the fact that Lembeck will never have eyes for her.  Here he lusts after Annette but when she rebuffs him he turns to platinum blonde sexpot Eva Six. Even though she is always passed over, Nelson is a good sport and joins the gang for the end of the movie pie-throwing melee against the surfers.  Her character began as the dependable yes-girl but as the bikers began to have more prominence in the films due to their popularity, Nelson delivered more wisecracks in her trademark screechy Brooklyn-style manner.

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Nelson reprised her role in all the remaining beach movies from Bikini Beach (1964) through The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini (1966). In between, she and Amedee Chabot play fitness nuts who hang around the bodybuilders in Muscle Beach Party (1964).  The service comedy Sergeant Deadhead (1965) featured Nelson as a WAC and in the spy spoof Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965) starring Vincent Price in the title role, Alberta is a robot reject.

With the beach party movies dead at the box office, Nelson returned to television in 1966 with appearances on The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Andy Griffith Show. Impressing the producers of the Griffith series, they brought Alberta back later in the year to play Flora Malherbe, a somewhat naïve, warm-hearted waitress sweet on George Lindsay’s Goober.  She played the role in three episodes and in “Emmett’s Retirement” on Mayberry, R.F.D. in 1969. In 1971, Alberta remarried and retired from show business moving with her new husband to Millcreek, Pennsylvania.
They had three children and Nelson spent her free time gardening and doing needle work until her death from cancer on April 29, 2006.  She was sixty-eight years old.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREL GOODWIN!

alaurelA former model, Laurel Goodwin’s only acting experience was doing summer stock when producer Hal B. Wallis saw her photograph in the Paramount studio publicity department and tapped her to play a lead role opposite Elvis Presley in Girls! Girls! Girls! (1962). Goodwin was cast as rich girl Laurel Dodge who vies with sultry torch singer Stella Stevens for the charms of fisherman Elvis Presley amid the lush scenery of Hawaii. With her fresh-faced, adorably cute looks, strawberry blonde hair and charmingly perky screen persona, Goodman was a hit in her film debut and won over the critics and fans alike. However, Hollywood typecast her in prim and proper type roles. After playing Jackie Gleason’s daughter in the comedy Papa’s Delicate Condition (1963), she did two B-oaters before getting a good part in the Sam Peckinpah scripted-western The Glory Guys (1965), her last movie. Goodwin’s most famous role though was not in film but on TV. She played Ensign Colt opposite Jeffrey Hunter as Captain Pike in the original pilot for Star Trek called “The Cage.”  When Star Trek finally became a series, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and the other cast regulars traveled the galaxies while Goodwin pounded the pavement in Hollywood for a few more years before calling it quits in 1971 to concentrate on her marriage.

 

Read my interview with Laurel Goodwin in my book Drive-in Dream Girls.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLAYBOY PLAYMATE & BEACH BUNNY JO COLLINS!

ajoA fresh-face, wholesome brunette, Jo Collins was one of the most celebrated Playboy Playmates of the Sixties becoming the pin-up du jour of GIs stationed in Vietnam due to her many visits to that war torn country.  Despite her popularity, she was never able to rise above decorative minor roles on the big screen. But with her figure, bikini-clad on the shores of Malibu is where she belonged.

Jo Collins was Playboy’s Miss December 1964 and was selected as Playmate of the Year in 1965 Collins became a favorite pin-up of service men worldwide and to show her support she traveled to Vietnam a number of times to help boost morale resulting in her being nicknamed “G.I. Jo.”  She made her film debut in Ski Party (1965) as one of the anonymous beach girls who don ski clothes for a party in the snow.  Of course there is an occasion for the gals to doff their bulky sweaters and slacks and slip into their bikinis as Frankie Avalon croons “Lots Lots More” poolside.  Collins is featured very prominently in this production number as she dances and gyrates to the catchy pop tune.  She also competes with ski bunnies Patti Chandler, Salli Sachse, and Mikki Jamison for pompous ladies man Aron Kincaid’s attention but he only as eyes for Dwayne Hickman dressed in drag as a feisty English lass.  Despite her fantastic figure, Jo was pushed to the background in her next beach film How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965) though she makes the first comment about bikini girl Beverly Adams, the new competition on the sand, and joins the beach girls singing “Hey, What About Us” to try to get adman Mickey Rooney to select one of them for his new advertising campaign.  Later she and the other beach girls reluctantly try to teach Adams how to walk seductively.  In the lame service comedy Sergeant Deadhead (1965) the beach gang once again puts on clothes as Collins played one of Deborah Walley’s military friends.  Her most outstanding screen appearance was in the satire Lord Love a Duck (1966) directed by George Axelrod.  The former Playmate looked fantastic and gave a surprisingly droll performance as a shapely bored starlet seen lounging on a yacht.  The star of Cold War Bikini and plaything of producer Martin Gabel, Collins finds him to be “what a drag” when he announces she is too over exposed and will now be playing the older sister to new discovery Tuesday Weld in his upcoming beach movie extravaganza, Bikini Countdown.   Jo Collin’s last feature film was Fireball 500 (1966) wherein the beach party gang abandons the shores of Malibu for the drag strip.  Collins was part of a gaggle of groupies who coo over handsome racer Fabian rival to Frankie Avalon on and off the track.

After she stopped acting, Collins continued visiting Vietnam while working as a Playboy Bunny in clubs. In 1970 Jo married former baseball player Bo Belinsky.  That marriage ended in divorce in 1975 and Collins dropped out of the limelight working at Playboy, Inc. as a Bunny Mother.  In the January 2000 issue of Playboy, Collins was named one of the 100 Centerfolds of the Century placing seventeenth.  She appeared as herself in the DVD release Playboy: 50 Year of Playmates (2004) and in “Hugh Hefner: Girlfriends, Wives and Centerfolds” on E! True Hollywood Story in 2006.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSAN DENBERG!

adenbergA popular shapely Playboy Playmate, blonde German beauty Susan Denberg, with the far away look in her eyes, was handed a lead role in a Hammer horror movie after playing one of Mudd’s Women on TV’s Star Trek. She grew up in Klagenfurt, Austria.  At age eighteen, she traveled to London where, after working as an au pair, she became a Bluebell dancer in 1963.  About a year later she accompanied the famous dance troupe to perform in Las Vegas at the Stardust Hotel where she met and married singer Tony Scotti future star of Valley of the Dolls.  The marriage lasted only six months but the beautiful showgirl was bitten by the acting bug and relocated to Hollywood.

After studying at the Desilu Studio Workshop, Denberg made her film debut in the lurid over-the-top melodrama An American Dream (1966) starring Stuart Whitman as a TV talk show host who may or may not have killed his wife and is being pursued by the police and the mob. Small TV roles followed playing a German Girl on an episode of Twelve O’clock High and a gorgeous alien humanoid in “Mudd’s Women” on Star Trek.  Denberg looked stunning in her blue off-the-shoulder tasseled mini-dress as one of the three loveliest women in the universe who mesmerize the male crew members of the Enterprise.  The gals are cargo being transported by Roger C. Carmel who acts an intergalactic pimp providing brides to lonely men. Standing 5-foot-7 and measuring 34-25-34, Denberg had the same effect on Hugh Hefner who chose her to be Playboy’s Miss August 1966.  She lists “Harold Robbins” as her favorite author and her turnoffs are “impoliteness, bad dressers, and self-admiration.”  Susan’s pictorial was quite popular and she was one of the finalists for Playmate of the Year in 1967.

Denberg’s notoriety was noticed by Hammer Films in London who selected her to play the female lead in Frankenstein Created Woman (1967) opposite Peter Cushing.  Wearing a long auburn wig, she played an innkeeper’s timid disfigured and crippled daughter infatuated with Robert Morris as the assistant to Cushing’s Baron Frankenstein.  When Morris is set up for the murder of her father and beheaded before her eyes, the despondent lass jumps off a bridge and drowns.  Frankenstein retrieves both bodies and melds Morris’ soul with the remodeled Denberg now a ravishing pigtailed blonde beauty.  However, things go terribly wrong when Frankenstein’s creation tarts herself up and goes on a murder spree avenging those who framed Hans.  After getting her revenge, she meets a tragic end.  The movie was a hit for Hammer in part due to the misleading title and promo photos that led audiences to believe that Frankenstein creates the scantily-clad Denberg, but her suggestive poses in a makeshift bra and panties were not part of the actual movie.  Though Denberg’s voice was purportedly dubbed by British actress Jane Hands because her German accent was too thick, the beautiful blonde still had the beauty and on-screen poise to become a Hammer Girl like Veronica Carlson and Ingrid Pitt. But Susan got caught up in the excesses of the Swinging Sixties.  She turned down many film offers and was content to live off her savings while blowing all her dough on clothes and jewelry by day, and partying by night. Hence, her acting career was blown as well. She is reportedly still alive, despite rumors to the contrary, and residing in Austria.

Read more about Susan Denberg in my book Glamour Girls of Sixties Hollywood.